Three goats? Hmmmmmmm. If not three goats, then three goat heads? More Hmmmmmm.For the three jinns? Even more Hmmmmmm. By any chance he is “in” on the real game?

Well, let us investigate.

This murderer himself has the looks (“shakloon”) of a criminal. Next, he made people believe that he has the solution to their pain. Next, he gave us clues and identified that Mr. Kacha’s problems were caused by the “three jinns”. Denied for simple 2nd generation medicine for epilepsy, this criminal gave the cover story that his sons could not “afford the payment the djinns required to leave the man alone”. Finally, the three jinns even sent an ignorant “git-pit” reporter who dutifully reported that the Mr. Kacha suffered from “fits of rage”. (Who will keep our media honest?)

So, this criminal pir has his “associates in crime”. And the three jinns you ask? His dons? (Where is Brando when you need him?) Why, of course, “I-slammed-everyone-else-abad”, Lahore and Karachi!

Elementary, my dear Watson.

And these three jinns have a need for offerings. They want rest of the Pakistan to feed to their insatiable, unjust and inequitable wants. These jinns do not believe in sharing of the wealth.

Hooooo hooooooo haha haaaahaaaaaaaa! The jinns want goats! If not goats, then goat heads!

Only Alam Lohar could bring out his “chimta” and make total sense of it:

Mera jugni kandi aye, ho mera jugni!
Hooooo hooooooo haha haaaahaaaaaaaa!
Ho phela jinn Islamabad da
Munga paisa taeray sara
Tae duja jinn Lahore da
Kuj-na tainoon dain-da
Tae teeja jinn Karachi da
PheaRah tainoon kainda
Mera jugni kandi aye, ho mera jugni!
Hooooo hooooooo haha haaaahaaaaaaaa!

(Translation for Punjabi lovers)
Mera jugni kandi aye, ho mera jugni!
Hooooo hooooooo haha haaaahaaaaaaaa!
First jinn is from Islamabad
Demands all your monies
Then second jinn of Lahore
Will give you nothing
Then third jinn of Karachi
Curses and blames you right back
Mera jugni kandi aye, ho mera jugni!
Hooooo hooooooo haha haaaahaaaaaaaa!

But wait, if you really want to hear the jinn speak, listen to Khalid Abbas Dar: At His Brilliant Best video at ATP. You will see how these jinns respond when people raise issues about clean water, sanitation, electric power, literacy.

Mera jugni kandi aye, ho mera jugni!
Hooooo hooooooo haha haaaahaaaaaaaa!

Center for Disease and Control in US has a very extensive discussion on handling. An entire website is dedicated to “Tool Kit” for the entire “The Cold Chain” which is defined as: The cold chain begins with the cold storage unit at the vaccine manufacturing plant, extends through the transfer of vaccine to the distributor and then to the provider’s office, and ends with the administration of the vaccine to the patient. Proper storage temperatures must be maintained at every link in the chain.

The detail of which is:

Written protocol for appropriately storing vaccine at the alternate vaccine storage facility. Combined measles, mumps, rubella, and varicella vaccine (MMRV); varicella vaccine; and zoster vaccine should be stored in the freezer at 5°F (–15°C) or colder. Other vaccines should be stored in the refrigerator at 35° to >46°F (2° to 8°C). There should be adequate cold air circulation around the vaccines. Each alternate vaccine storage unit should have a functioning certified calibrated thermometer in each compartment. Temperatures inside the storage units should be monitored and recorded at least twice a day for as long as vaccine is stored this location (see the sections on Vaccine Storage Practices and Temperature Monitoring for further details).

It is truly cruel to deny people of adequate water and sanitation and basic health services. It is beyond cruelty to achieve results but numbers of vaccinations and their administration with no regard for “what was done and how was it done”.

And if you want to earn the confidence of the people, do things right, the small ones first, earn their respect and trust.

If you have never been to my house and then show up with keys for a brand new Saab 9-5, I too will suspect what will happen if I turn the ignition!

Not that any of these things are serial, they can all be done parallel just as well, but all of the basic and simple things need to be done to improve the quality of life for the good, decent, honest and hardworking folks of Pakistan.