Adil Najam
Sometimes the only way to deal with a really serious situation is to make it funny. So, here is our little experiment to see what words you would put into the “leaders” mouth (please, no batameezi!).
So, basically, here is the storyline we all know so well. What we do not know is what these guys have been actually thinking and saying.
So, lets try to imagine what that might be. Help us write the dialogue to this comic strip – either the whole story or parts of it. Essentially, there are six dialogues/thoughts to fill in: two by Asif Ali Zardari (AAZ #1; AAZ #2), three by Nawaz Sharif (NS #1, NS #2, NS #3) and one by Gen. Pervez Musharraf (PM #1).
Maybe, if we get good responses we will plug the best lines into the call-outs and put up a final strip!
AAZ1: Shukriya Shukriya ab dekhye mai kia karta hun
NS1: Bas kar de kitna hath milai ga aab chorr bhi de
NS2: Huh kamina!! shakal se hi chor lagta hai
AAZ2: Agar tujhe lagta hai main terai sath khara hun tu terai sath hun tu yeh teri sabse bari bhool hai
NS3: Oye Mush!! buhat sunli teri aab dekh mai kaise tujhe ungliyun pe nachata hun
PM1: Huh!!! tu aur mujhe nachai ga … sapnon mai … yeh mat bhool wardi ke baghair bhi general ka mukka sabse takatwar huta hai
A.A.Z #1: yaar, batwa check karo, kahin yeh jaib na kaat lay
N.S #1: yaar, batwa check karo, kahin yeh jaib na kaat lay
N.S. #2: daikho, yaar, agar yeh judge na bahal hooway to phu humari kuTTi
A.A.Z. #2: iss say pehlay kay yeh jaaye, Altaf bhai say dosti kar lain gay
AAZ#1: Jo tum ko ho pasand wohi baat karain gay!
NZ#1: Tum din ko agar raat kaho, raat kahain gay!
AAZ#2: JajooN ke maamaley pay bhi baat karain gay.
NZ#2: Baat karain gay! Sirf baat karain gay?
PM#1: Main ne pahle bhi kaha tha, latoon ke bhoot batooN se nahi mantay.
NZ#3: Shahbaz kuch socho. Main zada soochoon ga to baal phir gir jayain ge.
AAZ1: Sayein jo bhi fesla hoga mushwarey se hoga…
NZ1: Ab hum PM ko nikal ke hi dum leinge
NZ2: Ab to mushwara kar liya ab fesle mein deir kyoon?
AAZ2: Sayein ap ko MUSHwarey ki power ka idea nahi hai na
PM: Akhir MUSHwara kamyab ho hi gaya na.
NZ3: MUSHwarey ki aesi ki tesi
Musharaf still says:
abi to mein jawaan hon