Adeel Khan
When I was boarding Emirates’ EK623 to Karachi, Pakistan, I was so not looking forward to endless electricity shortages, carbon-polluted air and the crass conversations that are punctuated with materialistic garble, so typical of Pakistan’s upper-middle class. I knew little that this trip would be the most fascinating, mentally relaxing trip that will be etched in my memory for a long time to come.
Pakistan is a country full of ironies, anomalies and abnormalities. A fellow passenger seemed to be very impresses by the Canadian passport and North American accent. On my way out of the plane I bumped, as in literally bumped, into an aunty. Thereafter, she could not stop ranting about how improper the new generation could be and how disrespectful desi-gorays are.
It still didn’t hit me that I am in Karachi until I had a coolie harass me for luggage and a security officer bargaining with a passenger’s relative to allow him entry into the departure lounge. I knew I have well and truly arrived in Pakistan, and everything goes here… or so it seemed.
Pakistanis are nothing else if not vibrant, emotional, opinionated and fearless. No two are the same – and the third is usually the opposite. By and large, attitudes were very similar to when I was in Karachi last, and that was a good, long eight years ago. However, a sense of frustration coupled with impatience and desperation has crept in as a result of falling living standards and deteriorating law and order situation..
As we exited into the arrival platform, I saw a sea of Shalwar-qameez clad men and women, and I would have never seen as many in my eight years in Canada! There is something earthly and a touch of grace in our national dress. It is easy on the eyes especially on women; they ooze with decency in them. Of course, when a cab driver wears it, with pan stains and cigarette smells, it doesn’t look as attractive anymore.
Despite all of life’s hardships, the common man does not seem to lose his patent sense of humor and spontaneous wit. Driving the very first time in Pakistan, I was just cruising within my Nazimabad neighborhood, when I almost knocked over a teenager who was moving where cars should. I was taking a left from a chooki and didn’t see him suddenly entering into the junction. He didn’t look terribly mad, all he said was ‘abay kya jaan loo ge’. And then he walked away, not having the patience to wait for my immediate apology.
In a nutshell, that symbolized the inhabitants from this Land of the Pure. Inspirational but frustrated, witty but unfocused, brilliant but undisciplined – we are anything if not original.
I couldn’t stop to wonder, what if this nation realizes it’s true potential? But in a country where poverty prevails and injustice thrives, the citizenry is too tired and unmotivated to initiate a new struggle just yet.
Adeel Khan, CPSA is a free-lancer, and a member of the Canadian Political Science Association. Consequently, All work is copy-righted.
Photo Credits: Title Photo of this post is by KamiSyed at Flickr.com. Clicking on the photo will take you to its source page.
I’m sorry, what was the point of posting up this guy’s “opinion” on Pakistan. He thinks a lot of things are “so typical” about Pakistan.
Listen, WE Pakistanis are strong and are putting up with every “demon” that comes to become a leader. Besides that, we are also living in circumstances that no American/Canadian Desi would be able to live in, and even then to find humor and enjoy life is God’s gift. May Allah keep this country out of the evil hands, and save the future of Pakistan from destruction – physical as well as verbal by our own fellow Pakistanis! (Ameen)
The free public education in Canada must not be all it’s cracked up to be.
You used to word “impressive.” You meant to say impressed.
You never “exit into a platform.” You alight on one. However, I think you mean the arrival lounge.
Copyright violations might be the least of your worries, my friend.
That said, your characterization of the inhabitants of Pakistan is spot on (in my opinion).
With due apologies to Ghalib
Pakistan kay koochay na hein auraq-e-mussavir hein
jo shakal nazar aaye , tasveer nazar aaye
every part of Pakistan is like a portfolio of an artist
every face that I saw is like a beautiful portrait
… It really is irreplaceable…
Pakistan ki baat hi aur hai.
Adeel, the sentence ‘abay kia jaan lo ge’ made me smile. That is so typical :)
I remeber once I was riding a bus in Lahore and there was a teeny-tiny rickshaw infront of the bus. The bus driver was getting annoyed by not getting his way because of a lesser vehicle infront of him. After driving behind the rickshaw for half a kilometer or so the conductor advised the driver:
“ustad-ji, ainooN thoRi jayee sunghaa deyo”
One needs to know a little bit Punjabi to fully enjoy this one liner. Literal translation is ‘Let him smell you’ but basically conductor’s advice to bus driver was to bring the bus aggrssively closer to the rickshaw so that he may get scared and move to the side.
It makes me smile whenever I think of that conductor’s dialog