Adil Najam
Sometimes the only way to deal with a really serious situation is to make it funny. So, here is our little experiment to see what words you would put into the “leaders” mouth (please, no batameezi!).
So, basically, here is the storyline we all know so well. What we do not know is what these guys have been actually thinking and saying.
So, lets try to imagine what that might be. Help us write the dialogue to this comic strip - either the whole story or parts of it. Essentially, there are six dialogues/thoughts to fill in: two by Asif Ali Zardari (AAZ #1; AAZ #2), three by Nawaz Sharif (NS #1, NS #2, NS #3) and one by Gen. Pervez Musharraf (PM #1).
Maybe, if we get good responses we will plug the best lines into the call-outs and put up a final strip!
A.Z. #1: I love a friend who is dumb as a door nail.
N.S. #1: I think I fooled him.
A.Z #2: No I fooled him.
P.M #1: Clever enemy i$ better than foolish friends.
N.S. #2: You mean Judges ki Bahali?
AAZ1 - bonga!
NS1 - Mushrraf javay hi javay!
AAZ2 - bonga!
NS2 - Oye! Musharraf hala takk nai giya!
PM1 - Bongay!
NS3 - Oye lagda vay mainu hi jana pavay ga!
Each one of them is thinking about self preservation…
@ well, my contribution,
AAZ # 1 = Hello, kia haal hay miss Awam ?
NS# 1 = Achaa !! to yeh hein Canada ki ” Miss Pakistan” !
NS# 2 = yeh to haddion ka pinjar hay !!!
AAZ # 2 = Oey ! Kashmiri Raan !!! haddion ko na gin……..
……………. ko dekh !!! (censored)
PM # 1 = Oey ! ki ho re’a ay ? oey, ! othay Phaddah kar
re’ay ho, Raab di so’n, Phar kay undar tun de’an
ga, baaz ajao !!
NS # 3 = zara muhn sambhaal kay gal karo !! wardi tay
lath ga’i ay,
hun apni ashraffian sambh kay rakh !!!!
with the compliments of Rafay Kashmiri
A.a.Z. #1: O jigar!! Mubarik Ho.. Hakumat mili ha…
N.S. #1: Zardari Bhai 16 Crore Apnay Under han…Mubakaran…
A.a.Z #2: ??????Kuch Idea nahi???
N.S. #2: ????kuch idea nahi??
P.M #1: I will strike back, i am boxer …
N.S. #2: teri badmashi tu ma utaron ga buss sabar kar Zara sa..
A.Z. #1: Acting is tough!
N.S. #1: Such a reasonable chap. what was I thinking earlier?
A.Z #2: Acting was tough!
N.S. #2: $%&ยง*%%
P.M #1: P.M khush hua eheh eheh
N.S. #2: — Blank –
Thats a good exercise.
NS#1 Bewafa youN tera muskarana bhool janay kay qabil naheeN hai
AZ# In barishoN say dosti achee naheeN nawaz
Kacha tera makaaN hai kuch tu khayal kar
NS#2 Dont think too much just act. You know, I did in 1999!
AZ#2 hmmm! He acts first and thinks later
PM#1 Baaz aa ja naheen tu kalay panee bhaij doon ga
NZ#3 Touch me naught Bahirayaa!!!
I will have to think hard about what the others are saying and thinking, but this is what I think Musharraf is thinking:
PM #1: “Chan ji, lagg patta jaye gaa!”