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ATP Comic Quiz: What Have They Been Thinking?

Posted on May 13, 2008
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Sometimes the only way to deal with a really serious situation is to make it funny. So, here is our little experiment to see what words you would put into the “leaders” mouth (please, no batameezi!).

Pakistaniat Comic Quiz by Adil Najam
So, basically, here is the storyline we all know so well. What we do not know is what these guys have been actually thinking and saying.

So, lets try to imagine what that might be. Help us write the dialogue to this comic strip – either the whole story or parts of it. Essentially, there are six dialogues/thoughts to fill in: two by Asif Ali Zardari (AAZ #1; AAZ #2), three by Nawaz Sharif (NS #1, NS #2, NS #3) and one by Gen. Pervez Musharraf (PM #1).

Maybe, if we get good responses we will plug the best lines into the call-outs and put up a final strip!

29 Comments on “ATP Comic Quiz: What Have They Been Thinking?”

  1. Daktar says:
    May 13th, 2008 2:03 am

    I will have to think hard about what the others are saying and thinking, but this is what I think Musharraf is thinking:

    PM #1: “Chan ji, lagg patta jaye gaa!”

  2. Roshan says:
    May 13th, 2008 3:07 am

    Thats a good exercise.
    NS#1 Bewafa youN tera muskarana bhool janay kay qabil naheeN hai
    AZ# In barishoN say dosti achee naheeN nawaz
    Kacha tera makaaN hai kuch tu khayal kar
    NS#2 Dont think too much just act. You know, I did in 1999!
    AZ#2 hmmm! He acts first and thinks later

    PM#1 Baaz aa ja naheen tu kalay panee bhaij doon ga
    NZ#3 Touch me naught Bahirayaa!!!

  3. Ayjay says:
    May 13th, 2008 3:07 am

    A.Z. #1: Acting is tough!

    N.S. #1: Such a reasonable chap. what was I thinking earlier?

    A.Z #2: Acting was tough!

    N.S. #2: $%&

  4. Politico says:
    May 13th, 2008 3:22 am

    A.a.Z. #1: O jigar!! Mubarik Ho.. Hakumat mili ha…

    N.S. #1: Zardari Bhai 16 Crore Apnay Under han…Mubakaran…

    A.a.Z #2: ??????Kuch Idea nahi???

    N.S. #2: ????kuch idea nahi??

    P.M #1: I will strike back, i am boxer …

    N.S. #2: teri badmashi tu ma utaron ga buss sabar kar Zara sa..

  5. Rafay Kashmiri says:
    May 13th, 2008 4:42 am

    @ well, my contribution,

    AAZ # 1 = Hello, kia haal hay miss Awam ?

    NS# 1 = Achaa !! to yeh hein Canada ki ” Miss Pakistan” !

    NS# 2 = yeh to haddion ka pinjar hay !!!

    AAZ # 2 = Oey ! Kashmiri Raan !!! haddion ko na gin……..
    ……………. ko dekh !!! (censored)

    PM # 1 = Oey ! ki ho re’a ay ? oey, ! othay Phaddah kar
    re’ay ho, Raab di so’n, Phar kay undar tun de’an
    ga, baaz ajao !!

    NS # 3 = zara muhn sambhaal kay gal karo !! wardi tay
    lath ga’i ay,
    hun apni ashraffian sambh kay rakh !!!!

    with the compliments of Rafay Kashmiri

  6. Anwar says:
    May 13th, 2008 8:10 am

    Each one of them is thinking about self preservation…

  7. legaleagle says:
    May 13th, 2008 12:14 pm

    AAZ1 – bonga!
    NS1 – Mushrraf javay hi javay!
    AAZ2 – bonga!
    NS2 – Oye! Musharraf hala takk nai giya!
    PM1 – Bongay!
    NS3 – Oye lagda vay mainu hi jana pavay ga!

  8. ShahidnUSA says:
    May 13th, 2008 1:07 pm

    A.Z. #1: I love a friend who is dumb as a door nail.
    N.S. #1: I think I fooled him.
    A.Z #2: No I fooled him.

    P.M #1: Clever enemy i$ better than foolish friends.

    N.S. #2: You mean Judges ki Bahali?

  9. Sadiq says:
    May 13th, 2008 3:39 pm

    In the bottom two panels:

    Musharraf, PM #1: “Bacho, mairey saath panga matt laina”
    Nawaz, NS #3: “Dikh loun ga, tum ko bhi aur uss ko bhi”

  10. Silsila Suhrawadia says:
    May 13th, 2008 4:44 pm

    Mujh se pehli see mohabbat mere Mehboob na maang !!

  11. M Yamin says:
    May 13th, 2008 6:52 pm

    P.M 1# Shararati logon keliye saza ka maaqul intizaam hai

  12. Sadiq says:
    May 13th, 2008 6:52 pm

    In that last picture, Nawaz Sharif with his tie open looks like an overfed pehalwan

    Nice graphics

  13. farooqui says:
    May 13th, 2008 8:13 pm

    az1= whos yo daddy?
    ns1= the surgeon was right, a scalp full of hair and power are highly correlated
    ns2=…i know my goons stormed the supreme court during my tenure, but restoring the judiciary now would boost our public ratings…
    az2= thats the least of my worries, 500m*10%=..
    pm= my strategies put the best politicians to shame. im great i tell you. my roots trace back to abraham lincoln. why wouldnt those laxatives work!!
    ns3= abba ji said i was the greatest!

  14. sidhas says:
    May 13th, 2008 8:39 pm

    AZ1: yaar 8 saal ki qaid ki poori wasooli hogi.
    NS1: Aur janab mein ne bhi 9 saal ki jala watani kati hai.
    AZ1 and NZ1: khob maaza aiega, mil kar lotainge.

    AZ1: mein ne judgoon ko restore nahi karna, jo karlo! abhi to kuch azadi ka saans liya hai. I have other great plans

    NS2: lo kaise gul kar di hai. Musharraf ko sabaq nahi seekhana hai.

    PM: mein nahi kahata tha, es anhir nagri ka mein raja hoon. saab ka baja bajaoon ga. Unheen to mujhe commondo nahi kahatay hain.

    NZ3: Aaab ji!! dekh loon ga aik aik ko

  15. Sajjad says:
    May 14th, 2008 1:52 am

    AAZ1: Don’t worry yar mil kay khaiN gay.
    NS1: Khoob Guzray gi jo mil bataiN gay diwaney doo.
    NS2: But you said I’ll get 50% of everything.
    AAZ2: No 30%. Take it or leave it. Your decision.
    MS1: Wo Wada hi kya jo wafa ho gaya. I told you so. Kachi goliyaN hum nay bhi nahi khali hain.
    NS3: Mari bari anay do, aik aik pasay ko tarso gay.

  16. qasim says:
    May 14th, 2008 4:27 am

    Musharaf still says:
    abi to mein jawaan hon

  17. Yousuf says:
    May 14th, 2008 8:08 am

    AAZ1: Sayein jo bhi fesla hoga mushwarey se hoga…
    NZ1: Ab hum PM ko nikal ke hi dum leinge
    NZ2: Ab to mushwara kar liya ab fesle mein deir kyoon?
    AAZ2: Sayein ap ko MUSHwarey ki power ka idea nahi hai na
    PM: Akhir MUSHwara kamyab ho hi gaya na.
    NZ3: MUSHwarey ki aesi ki tesi

  18. AF Ahmad says:
    May 14th, 2008 12:50 pm

    AAZ#1: Jo tum ko ho pasand wohi baat karain gay!
    NZ#1: Tum din ko agar raat kaho, raat kahain gay!
    AAZ#2: JajooN ke maamaley pay bhi baat karain gay.
    NZ#2: Baat karain gay! Sirf baat karain gay?
    PM#1: Main ne pahle bhi kaha tha, latoon ke bhoot batooN se nahi mantay.
    NZ#3: Shahbaz kuch socho. Main zada soochoon ga to baal phir gir jayain ge.

  19. Sadiq says:
    May 14th, 2008 7:55 pm

    A.A.Z #1: yaar, batwa check karo, kahin yeh jaib na kaat lay
    N.S #1: yaar, batwa check karo, kahin yeh jaib na kaat lay
    N.S. #2: daikho, yaar, agar yeh judge na bahal hooway to phu humari kuTTi
    A.A.Z. #2: iss say pehlay kay yeh jaaye, Altaf bhai say dosti kar lain gay

  20. Janeeta says:
    May 15th, 2008 1:49 am

    AAZ1: Shukriya Shukriya ab dekhye mai kia karta hun
    NS1: Bas kar de kitna hath milai ga aab chorr bhi de

    NS2: Huh kamina!! shakal se hi chor lagta hai
    AAZ2: Agar tujhe lagta hai main terai sath khara hun tu terai sath hun tu yeh teri sabse bari bhool hai

    NS3: Oye Mush!! buhat sunli teri aab dekh mai kaise tujhe ungliyun pe nachata hun
    PM1: Huh!!! tu aur mujhe nachai ga … sapnon mai … yeh mat bhool wardi ke baghair bhi general ka mukka sabse takatwar huta hai

  21. SH Kavi says:
    May 15th, 2008 3:05 am

    PM:1 Itnee na berhha pakiay damah ki heqayat
    Damun ko zara dekh zara budey qba dekh
    AZ:1 Abhi to dil mey halki see kalish mahsoos hoti hai
    Bohut mumkeen hai kul iska mohabat naam ho jaey
    NS: 1 Mohabat mey ajab hai diloen ko dherka saa
    Na janey kone kahaen raasta badal jaey

    NS:2 Ghazub kia terey wadey pay aeteybar kia
    Tmam mah bahalee ka intezar kia
    AZ:2 Too hai herjaey to apney bhi yehi tor sahi
    Too nahi aur sahi aur nahi aur sahi
    NS:3 Shayud esee ka naam nafrut hai shaifta
    Aik aag see hai seeney kay inder lagi hoo e

  22. Ali Hasan says:
    May 15th, 2008 4:10 am

    Adil Najam Sahib,

    While I understand that you would like to show off your photoshop and art talent, which I must say is really good, I would strongly suggest that you do not turn this blog into Fox News/Geo.

    I have been following your blog for a few years now and had always been proud of the intellectual posts or pieces on Pakistan all of which were of high standards. This latest Fox Newish trend that you have adopted is not befitting of this blog and is a major turn off.

    Can we please go to the good old All Things Pakistan without the addition of Indian Songs Lyrics to Caricatured Pakistani politicians?

    Thank you

    Ali

  23. Steve says:
    May 15th, 2008 4:25 am

    LISTEN…stop fooling around, this is really silly, we are looking at a country that is going to be ruined and all you have to do is this..? whats wrong with you…I fully agree with Ali Hasan, this is serious stuff guys, why don’t we do something thats going to make our fathers proud of us…Get rid of this crap and get on with reality, people are suffering in Pakistan, they need help, we, being out of Pakistan may not understand what they are going through..so, lets get everyones advise on what should happen…lest talk about what these new rulers are doing..and what they promised to do…which honestly, I don’t see coming. Mr. Musharraf came into power 8 years ago and whatever he promised he did, its only cause of these outside eliments that had derailed him from give us everything he promised…I can tell you for sure, that if these people do not leave politics, Pakistan is going down.

  24. Yousuf says:
    May 15th, 2008 7:19 am

    IMHO, ‘Pakistaniat’ is a forum where a patriotic Pakistani expresses his views and invites those of other people, too.

    Let rationality prevail… I believe that any debate (at any forum) can neither dissolve the democracy of Pakistan, nor paralyze the government, nor can it cease the supply of food and electricity in the country.

    I am impressed that Adil has abstained from bashing the govt in harsh words and, instead, he has provided a nice humorous angle to the on-going political jestery.

    Keep up the good job!

  25. Daktar says:
    May 15th, 2008 12:43 pm

    Like the selection of pictures there and the expressions in them.

    Even without any words, the tell the whole story.

    The second picture with Nawaz Sharif trying to make a point and Zardari looking as if he doe snot care is priceless.

    My suggestion for this one is that Nawaz Sharif is saying: “Yaar, koee khuda ka khouf karro, mairay chootay chootay arman hain”

  26. ASIM says:
    May 15th, 2008 2:31 pm

    I guess some people are just having a bad day and lost their sense of humour.

    Please don’t take them seriously and continue with the excellent work you have been doing.

  27. sidhas says:
    May 15th, 2008 10:51 pm

    Regardless of what Nawaz Sharif did and how I made fun of him, In retrospect, Nawaz is standing for a good and moral cause. Restoring Judges and Independence of Judiciary is vital to constitutionalism.

  28. Rafay Kashmiri says:
    May 16th, 2008 5:09 am

    @ “Humourism”

    Humour on Pak Media and showbis is “miserable “.
    they should abandon this faculty to individuals.

    Sanjidah mizah or Tafannun is very healthy attitude,
    very much advised to nations going thru crises beyond
    imagination, like our Great Pakistani Nation. In solidarity,
    I have decided to reduce my food consumption to only one
    meal a day, and spend the rest in Pakistan. I pray to
    Al-Mighty Allah SWT to grant me more ability to defend
    and support my country in these bad times.

  29. Karachiwalla says:
    May 16th, 2008 6:07 pm

    I agree the expressions on the 2nd pic are priceless and tell all the story without any words.

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