Adil Najam
Sometimes the only way to deal with a really serious situation is to make it funny. So, here is our little experiment to see what words you would put into the “leaders” mouth (please, no batameezi!).
So, basically, here is the storyline we all know so well. What we do not know is what these guys have been actually thinking and saying.
So, lets try to imagine what that might be. Help us write the dialogue to this comic strip - either the whole story or parts of it. Essentially, there are six dialogues/thoughts to fill in: two by Asif Ali Zardari (AAZ #1; AAZ #2), three by Nawaz Sharif (NS #1, NS #2, NS #3) and one by Gen. Pervez Musharraf (PM #1).
Maybe, if we get good responses we will plug the best lines into the call-outs and put up a final strip!
Musharaf still says:
abi to mein jawaan hon
AAZ1: Don’t worry yar mil kay khaiN gay.
NS1: Khoob Guzray gi jo mil bataiN gay diwaney doo.
NS2: But you said I’ll get 50% of everything.
AAZ2: No 30%. Take it or leave it. Your decision.
MS1: Wo Wada hi kya jo wafa ho gaya. I told you so. Kachi goliyaN hum nay bhi nahi khali hain.
NS3: Mari bari anay do, aik aik pasay ko tarso gay.
AZ1: yaar 8 saal ki qaid ki poori wasooli hogi.
NS1: Aur janab mein ne bhi 9 saal ki jala watani kati hai.
AZ1 and NZ1: khob maaza aiega, mil kar lotainge.
AZ1: mein ne judgoon ko restore nahi karna, jo karlo! abhi to kuch azadi ka saans liya hai. I have other great plans
NS2: lo kaise gul kar di hai. Musharraf ko sabaq nahi seekhana hai.
PM: mein nahi kahata tha, es anhir nagri ka mein raja hoon. saab ka baja bajaoon ga. Unheen to mujhe commondo nahi kahatay hain.
NZ3: Aaab ji!! dekh loon ga aik aik ko
az1= whos yo daddy?
ns1= the surgeon was right, a scalp full of hair and power are highly correlated
ns2=…i know my goons stormed the supreme court during my tenure, but restoring the judiciary now would boost our public ratings…
az2= thats the least of my worries, 500m*10%=..
pm= my strategies put the best politicians to shame. im great i tell you. my roots trace back to abraham lincoln. why wouldnt those laxatives work!!
ns3= abba ji said i was the greatest!
In that last picture, Nawaz Sharif with his tie open looks like an overfed pehalwan
Nice graphics
P.M 1# Shararati logon keliye saza ka maaqul intizaam hai
Mujh se pehli see mohabbat mere Mehboob na maang !!
In the bottom two panels:
Musharraf, PM #1: “Bacho, mairey saath panga matt laina”
Nawaz, NS #3: “Dikh loun ga, tum ko bhi aur uss ko bhi”