Adil Najam
Sometimes the only way to deal with a really serious situation is to make it funny. So, here is our little experiment to see what words you would put into the “leaders” mouth (please, no batameezi!).
So, basically, here is the storyline we all know so well. What we do not know is what these guys have been actually thinking and saying.
So, lets try to imagine what that might be. Help us write the dialogue to this comic strip - either the whole story or parts of it. Essentially, there are six dialogues/thoughts to fill in: two by Asif Ali Zardari (AAZ #1; AAZ #2), three by Nawaz Sharif (NS #1, NS #2, NS #3) and one by Gen. Pervez Musharraf (PM #1).
Maybe, if we get good responses we will plug the best lines into the call-outs and put up a final strip!
IMHO, ‘Pakistaniat’ is a forum where a patriotic Pakistani expresses his views and invites those of other people, too.
Let rationality prevail… I believe that any debate (at any forum) can neither dissolve the democracy of Pakistan, nor paralyze the government, nor can it cease the supply of food and electricity in the country.
I am impressed that Adil has abstained from bashing the govt in harsh words and, instead, he has provided a nice humorous angle to the on-going political jestery.
Keep up the good job!
LISTEN…stop fooling around, this is really silly, we are looking at a country that is going to be ruined and all you have to do is this..? whats wrong with you…I fully agree with Ali Hasan, this is serious stuff guys, why don’t we do something thats going to make our fathers proud of us…Get rid of this crap and get on with reality, people are suffering in Pakistan, they need help, we, being out of Pakistan may not understand what they are going through..so, lets get everyones advise on what should happen…lest talk about what these new rulers are doing..and what they promised to do…which honestly, I don’t see coming. Mr. Musharraf came into power 8 years ago and whatever he promised he did, its only cause of these outside eliments that had derailed him from give us everything he promised…I can tell you for sure, that if these people do not leave politics, Pakistan is going down.
Adil Najam Sahib,
While I understand that you would like to show off your photoshop and art talent, which I must say is really good, I would strongly suggest that you do not turn this blog into Fox News/Geo.
I have been following your blog for a few years now and had always been proud of the intellectual posts or pieces on Pakistan all of which were of high standards. This latest Fox Newish trend that you have adopted is not befitting of this blog and is a major turn off.
Can we please go to the good old All Things Pakistan without the addition of Indian Songs Lyrics to Caricatured Pakistani politicians?
Thank you
Ali
PM:1 Itnee na berhha pakiay damah ki heqayat
Damun ko zara dekh zara budey qba dekh
AZ:1 Abhi to dil mey halki see kalish mahsoos hoti hai
Bohut mumkeen hai kul iska mohabat naam ho jaey
NS: 1 Mohabat mey ajab hai diloen ko dherka saa
Na janey kone kahaen raasta badal jaey
NS:2 Ghazub kia terey wadey pay aeteybar kia
Tmam mah bahalee ka intezar kia
AZ:2 Too hai herjaey to apney bhi yehi tor sahi
Too nahi aur sahi aur nahi aur sahi
NS:3 Shayud esee ka naam nafrut hai shaifta
Aik aag see hai seeney kay inder lagi hoo e
AAZ1: Shukriya Shukriya ab dekhye mai kia karta hun
NS1: Bas kar de kitna hath milai ga aab chorr bhi de
NS2: Huh kamina!! shakal se hi chor lagta hai
AAZ2: Agar tujhe lagta hai main terai sath khara hun tu terai sath hun tu yeh teri sabse bari bhool hai
NS3: Oye Mush!! buhat sunli teri aab dekh mai kaise tujhe ungliyun pe nachata hun
PM1: Huh!!! tu aur mujhe nachai ga … sapnon mai … yeh mat bhool wardi ke baghair bhi general ka mukka sabse takatwar huta hai
A.A.Z #1: yaar, batwa check karo, kahin yeh jaib na kaat lay
N.S #1: yaar, batwa check karo, kahin yeh jaib na kaat lay
N.S. #2: daikho, yaar, agar yeh judge na bahal hooway to phu humari kuTTi
A.A.Z. #2: iss say pehlay kay yeh jaaye, Altaf bhai say dosti kar lain gay
AAZ#1: Jo tum ko ho pasand wohi baat karain gay!
NZ#1: Tum din ko agar raat kaho, raat kahain gay!
AAZ#2: JajooN ke maamaley pay bhi baat karain gay.
NZ#2: Baat karain gay! Sirf baat karain gay?
PM#1: Main ne pahle bhi kaha tha, latoon ke bhoot batooN se nahi mantay.
NZ#3: Shahbaz kuch socho. Main zada soochoon ga to baal phir gir jayain ge.
AAZ1: Sayein jo bhi fesla hoga mushwarey se hoga…
NZ1: Ab hum PM ko nikal ke hi dum leinge
NZ2: Ab to mushwara kar liya ab fesle mein deir kyoon?
AAZ2: Sayein ap ko MUSHwarey ki power ka idea nahi hai na
PM: Akhir MUSHwara kamyab ho hi gaya na.
NZ3: MUSHwarey ki aesi ki tesi