Adil Najam
Sometimes the only way to deal with a really serious situation is to make it funny. So, here is our little experiment to see what words you would put into the “leaders” mouth (please, no batameezi!).
So, basically, here is the storyline we all know so well. What we do not know is what these guys have been actually thinking and saying.
So, lets try to imagine what that might be. Help us write the dialogue to this comic strip – either the whole story or parts of it. Essentially, there are six dialogues/thoughts to fill in: two by Asif Ali Zardari (AAZ #1; AAZ #2), three by Nawaz Sharif (NS #1, NS #2, NS #3) and one by Gen. Pervez Musharraf (PM #1).
Maybe, if we get good responses we will plug the best lines into the call-outs and put up a final strip!
Mujh se pehli see mohabbat mere Mehboob na maang !!
In the bottom two panels:
Musharraf, PM #1: “Bacho, mairey saath panga matt laina”
Nawaz, NS #3: “Dikh loun ga, tum ko bhi aur uss ko bhi”
A.Z. #1: I love a friend who is dumb as a door nail.
N.S. #1: I think I fooled him.
A.Z #2: No I fooled him.
P.M #1: Clever enemy i$ better than foolish friends.
N.S. #2: You mean Judges ki Bahali?
AAZ1 – bonga!
NS1 – Mushrraf javay hi javay!
AAZ2 – bonga!
NS2 – Oye! Musharraf hala takk nai giya!
PM1 – Bongay!
NS3 – Oye lagda vay mainu hi jana pavay ga!
Each one of them is thinking about self preservation…