ATP Comic Quiz: What Have They Been Thinking?

Posted on May 13, 2008
Filed Under >Adil Najam, ATP Quiz, Humor, People, Politics
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Adil Najam

Sometimes the only way to deal with a really serious situation is to make it funny. So, here is our little experiment to see what words you would put into the “leaders” mouth (please, no batameezi!).

Pakistaniat Comic Quiz by Adil Najam
So, basically, here is the storyline we all know so well. What we do not know is what these guys have been actually thinking and saying.

So, lets try to imagine what that might be. Help us write the dialogue to this comic strip – either the whole story or parts of it. Essentially, there are six dialogues/thoughts to fill in: two by Asif Ali Zardari (AAZ #1; AAZ #2), three by Nawaz Sharif (NS #1, NS #2, NS #3) and one by Gen. Pervez Musharraf (PM #1).

Maybe, if we get good responses we will plug the best lines into the call-outs and put up a final strip!

272 responses to “ATP Comic Quiz: What Have They Been Thinking?”

  1. Rafay Kashmiri says:

    @ well, my contribution,

    AAZ # 1 = Hello, kia haal hay miss Awam ?

    NS# 1 = Achaa !! to yeh hein Canada ki ” Miss Pakistan” !

    NS# 2 = yeh to haddion ka pinjar hay !!!

    AAZ # 2 = Oey ! Kashmiri Raan !!! haddion ko na gin……..
    ……………. ko dekh !!! (censored)

    PM # 1 = Oey ! ki ho re’a ay ? oey, ! othay Phaddah kar
    re’ay ho, Raab di so’n, Phar kay undar tun de’an
    ga, baaz ajao !!

    NS # 3 = zara muhn sambhaal kay gal karo !! wardi tay
    lath ga’i ay,
    hun apni ashraffian sambh kay rakh !!!!

    with the compliments of Rafay Kashmiri

  2. Politico says:

    A.a.Z. #1: O jigar!! Mubarik Ho.. Hakumat mili ha…

    N.S. #1: Zardari Bhai 16 Crore Apnay Under han…Mubakaran…

    A.a.Z #2: ??????Kuch Idea nahi???

    N.S. #2: ????kuch idea nahi??

    P.M #1: I will strike back, i am boxer …

    N.S. #2: teri badmashi tu ma utaron ga buss sabar kar Zara sa..

  3. Ayjay says:

    A.Z. #1: Acting is tough!

    N.S. #1: Such a reasonable chap. what was I thinking earlier?

    A.Z #2: Acting was tough!

    N.S. #2: $%&

  4. Roshan says:

    Thats a good exercise.
    NS#1 Bewafa youN tera muskarana bhool janay kay qabil naheeN hai
    AZ# In barishoN say dosti achee naheeN nawaz
    Kacha tera makaaN hai kuch tu khayal kar
    NS#2 Dont think too much just act. You know, I did in 1999!
    AZ#2 hmmm! He acts first and thinks later

    PM#1 Baaz aa ja naheen tu kalay panee bhaij doon ga
    NZ#3 Touch me naught Bahirayaa!!!

  5. Daktar says:

    I will have to think hard about what the others are saying and thinking, but this is what I think Musharraf is thinking:

    PM #1: “Chan ji, lagg patta jaye gaa!”

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